Ana de Armas, you are NOT the second Mrs. Affleck!

May 2024 ยท 3 minute read

So the lady you could only half see behind Ben when he flipped the press off a couple weeks ago wasn't Ana, I take it?

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2021 5:53 PM

Ben's all about pretty little twinks now.

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2021 5:55 PM

[quote]What went wrong?

The nearly 30 year age difference?

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2021 5:56 PM

What a shame that this beautiful heterosexual couple couldn't make it work.

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2021 5:57 PM

I'm still here, waiting in the wings, my love.

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2021 5:59 PM

Let's see, he's 30 years older than her, mentally disturbed, looks like Gabby Hayes and is addicted to donuts.

I can't imagine what could have possibly gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2021 6:03 PM

It looks like it's time to fire back up my thread.

by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2021 6:03 PM

Jennifer Garner is loving this shit.

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2021 6:05 PM

She reeked of opportunism. She's also not a very good actress.

by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2021 6:05 PM

Ben needs to gain that weight back.

Beer can help with that!

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by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2021 6:11 PM

Translation: The starstruck courtesan realized the handsome movie star was nothing more than a bipolar drunk.

by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2021 6:32 PM

Ben's got some large, pendulous breasts in those pics.

by Anonymousreply 14January 18, 2021 6:40 PM

Christ, he looks like everybody's drunk uncle.

by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2021 6:41 PM

She got sick of Jack in the Box every day.

by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2021 7:40 PM

No more taco-flavored kisses for Baffleck.

by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2021 7:50 PM

Ben found out that Ana was really Anne Penniman-Van Wapens from Wellesley, Mass., and wasn't prepared for that drama.

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2021 8:24 PM

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by Anonymousreply 19January 19, 2021 3:07 AM

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by Anonymousreply 20January 19, 2021 3:08 AM

And Matt Damon won't be there to console him.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 19, 2021 3:26 AM

First of all WOW WTF, R19 / R20 !!! That is some cold-blooded shade right there. "Amicable" my ass!

Secondly, as soon as he started dying his facial hair jet black, the writing was on the wall for this couple. It just was. Because it is the most ridiculous look ever, and she should not have to deal with that black brillo pad on his face. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 22January 19, 2021 3:36 AM

She didn't want to date someone with bigger tits than hers.

by Anonymousreply 23January 19, 2021 4:34 AM

Armie Hammer is quite available.

by Anonymousreply 24January 19, 2021 4:40 AM

r19 Its probably best he threw that thing out before he started dinking again. In 2 weeks he'd have been using it as a body pillow... And it'd only get worse from there.

by Anonymousreply 25January 19, 2021 11:26 AM

They are NOT 30 years apart, Ben is 48 and Ana is 32.

by Anonymousreply 26January 19, 2021 9:50 PM

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